¶
(Flies buzzing)
MINISTER: To everything there is a season.
A time to be born, and a time to die.
Time to love, and a time to hate.
A time to keep silence, and a time to speak.
A time to cast away stones,
and a time to gather stones together.
A time to kill, and a time to heal.
(Crying)
A time to break down, and a time to build up.
A time to weep, and a time to laugh.
A time to mourn.
(Church bells ringing)
(Screaming off screen)
¶
I know.
I know, girl, that's what I'm talking about.
I mean, he would have straightened up his act by now,
and he just didn't.
I just don't have time for these games, Charmaine.
No.
No, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I mean, once he sees what's really out there, he'll know.
No, I think I'm just gonna go back home.
I think I might take the semester off
and hang around the house.
(Police siren)
Oh, shit.
Shit, I gotta go, Charmaine.
I think I'm getting pulled over.
Oh, man!
Damn it!
God.
(Knocking)
Oh, God.
What did I do?
Well, ma'am,
it looks like you can't seem to drive in a straight line.
Listen, I was just getting a little tired.
It won't happen again.
Promise.
Well, pumpkin, I don't think that promise
is gonna keep the rest of the motorists on this road safe.
I think they'll be okay.
(Laughing)
Look, I only have 100 more miles to my mom's house in Ascension.
Can you just please let me go?
Yeah, well...
Now what do we got here?
Looks like you started the party a little early, huh?
(Laughing)
I was just trying to stay awake.
Sorry.
I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the car, ma'am.
I'm really sorry.
I mean, it won't happen--
Step out of the goddamn car!
Please, I've just never been--
Get out of this goddamn car.
(Screaming)
Get and turn around, and hug that!
Spread your legs!
Spread it and shut up!
(Crying)
Turn around.
I said turn around!
(Laughing)
You know, I got a daughter your age,
and I'd hate like hell to see you spend the night
in a dirty, stinking holding cell,
'cause I know you wouldn't want to have to squat
that pretty little ass of yours
on some dirty toilet seat.
No.
What are you saying?
I can't let you back on my road.
I'm gonna have to take your car keys.
What am I supposed to do?
Easy.
Well, I tell you what.
I could just give you a ride down the road to a motel.
You could spend the night on me.
I'll pay.
And then in the morning when you're all sobered up,
I'll give you your keys back, and you can just be on your way.
But I need to get home.
I just need to get home.
Is your mama expecting you?
No, she was already asleep.
Well, now you got two choices.
Go to the motel or go to jail.
I'll take the motel.
That's right.
Right this way, señorita.
Come on.
Carter, glad to see you could make it.
I've only been waiting an hour.
Yeah, well, time's getting scarce nowadays.
I guess it is, all that money you making.
You keep your goddamn eyes off my pockets, Freddie.
(Laughing)
Are we gonna do some business,
or just stand here and shoot the breeze all fucking day?
Got some new clients for you.
Some real high-rollers.
I need names and addresses and social security numbers,
and all that kind of thing.
Carter.
I got a truckload of Mexicans.
Snagged them when they were trying
to make it across the border in a U-Haul.
You snagged them yourself, huh?
Yeah.
15 of them amigos.
Got them in a safe house down in Waco.
I figured that you can put on a pretty show
with those Speedy Gonzales mother-fuckers.
You know, running for their life.
(Laughing)
How much?
$500 apiece, for the whole motherlode.
Even got a couple of teenagers.
(Crashing)
What the hell's the matter with you?
(Choking)
No kids!
Goddamn it, you hear me?
Ugh!
(Clearing throat)
I'll give you $250.
You let them damn kids go.
I want everybody else here in less than 12 hours.
You can stop at Sonic on the way back.
Get me a cherry limeade.
(Yawning)
God, my eyes are like 1,000 pounds.
I told you you wouldn't be able to get any work done in the car.
Why don't you just shut the computer and put it away?
Way to support your wife there, Don.
God, I told you I had a deadline.
Can you just give a damn once, please?
It's not that I don't give a damn, Nancy.
It's that we're on vacation.
And when you're on vacation, you don't work.
That's, uh, why they call it a vacation.
You know, it never ceases to amaze me
that you always deem it necessary
to tell people what to do.
May I remind you that making a stupid website 10 years ago
does not make you the dictator of everyone.
Why don't we pull over at the next place?
Grab some coffee and a couple of those beignets you like?
I hate those beignets.
I do not want to pull over.
I just want to get there, please.
We're always rushing everywhere, Nancy.
Let's just mosey around a bit
and take in some of the local flavor.
Mosey?
Stupid website, huh?
Well, next time you want to add
to that shoe collection of yours,
or flash the American Express Platinum card
around the way you like to,
we'll see how stupid you think the website is.
May I remind you that I have been there
from the very beginning?
Who, who stayed up all night doing research for you?
Who watched every dime for you?
Who told you to sell those tech stocks
before they took a nose dive?
I have been cleaning your shit-stained underwear
for years, Don!
I deserve every pair of shoes in my collection,
so don't make me feel bad about it.
If anything, you should be supporting me
in my career, you idiot!
Just try not to act normal, Nancy!
Fucking arrogant bastard.
Supposed to be a vacation.
(Honking)
I'm--
I'm sorry that I called your website stupid.
Whatever.
Don't worry about it.
Hey, hey!
When did you stop listening?
Okay, when did we stop listening to each other?
You haven't listened to a word I've said in years.
Stop.
You know what?
Fuck you.
Yeah.
Exactly.
I thought we were talking about listening, anyway.
Listen to this, fuck you.
Fuck you!
No, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Stop it! Stop it!
What are you, nuts?
Get a hold of yourself.
Jesus Christ.
(Honking)
(Crashing)
(Screaming)
Hey!
Yes, we're in the middle of fucking nowhere!
Can you just--
Can you just send somebody, please?
Trace the call!
Unbelievable, it's been over an hour.
Yeah, well, they probably had to finish milking the cows
before they headed out.
Always on time with the jokes there, Don.
Well, you know,
there's nothing like playing to a friendly audience.
I wish they'd get here soon.
I would hate to see what would come out of those woods.
If it would make you feel any better,
I learned how to wrestle an alligator
watching the Discovery Channel.
All right, I'll give you one.
At least you didn't wreck our car.
Well, one more time I was right.
Hey, told you.
Well, it's a slim chance we're gonna find
a rental car place open at this hour.
(Police siren)
Hey, what the hell took you so damn long?
Thank you very much for coming.
We got hit.
Some guy hit us twice and drove off.
Can you start her up?
Well, it wouldn't start earlier.
But look, I'll try it again.
(Engine stalling)
Pretty good-looking gal you got there.
Thanks.
Y'all going on a road trip?
Hey, did you call a tow truck?
Where you all going?
The casino in Marksville.
(Laughing)
Hell, that's 100 miles back down the road from where you came.
No, it's not.
Oh, yes, it is.
Oh, come on.
You told me you'd been there before.
GPS says it's this way.
This ain't none of my business, but pretty gal like that?
You ought to be taking her to a nicer place than Marksville.
(Laughing)
No disrespect.
None taken.
Can't afford to have pride on a night like this, right?
That's right.
So, did you call a tow truck?
Oh, hell, you ain't gonna get a tow truck
this time of night within a hundred miles.
You'll have to wait until about 8 a.m. in the morning.
8 a.m.?
8 a.m.
You're sure?
I'm sure.
Well, hell, I'll tell you what.
If you'd like, I can give you and the pretty lady here
a ride down to a little motel about 15 minutes down the road.
Get yourself a room, get a good night's sleep
and I'll make sure you get a tow truck
first thing in the morning.
What about a rental car company?
(Laughing)
Come on now, do I look like I work for Enterprise?
Hell, this time of night, I should be sleeping in my car
somewhere on the side of the road.
Now, if you wanna get your gear and come with me,
I'll take you down to that motel if you'd like.
Well, make up your mind, 'cause I'm leaving in two minutes.
Gotta protect and serve!
We just need a minute to gather our stuff.
We're lucky he came.
This is ridiculous, absolutely--
No, no, no!
Do not take that thing.
I hate that thing, put it back.
Put it down.
You'll probably get arrested or something.
(Engine starting)
¶ Tell my mother that I love her ¶
¶ Tell my lover there ain't no other ¶
¶ Tell my brother I'll see him down the road sometime ¶
¶ Oh my ¶
¶ My my my my ¶
¶ My my my ¶
Whoo!
All right, here we go folks.
(Laughing)
Welcome to the finest digs in Parish.
Oh, come on!
Are you serious?
Hey, it's not so bad.
I'm sure you got yourself one of those platinum cards
you can just swipe, swipe, swipe.
Unbelievable.
I would rather stay in that car than sleep in this shit hole.
Well, you're gonna have yourself a long walk,
'cause as of now, my shift is officially over.
Who you calling now?
911, this is a fucking emergency!
(Laughing)
You're wasting your time, ma'am.
As I said, I am the law,
and I'm the only law in town.
Great, now I don't even have a signal.
Don, give me your phone.
Look, if you don't have a signal, I'm not gonna have one.
Great, this is just great.
I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere
and I'm gonna catch crabs tonight.
Hey, this here's a fine establishment.
Matter of fact-- (Spitting)
I had my wedding reception here.
Now if you don't mind, I've got business to tend to.
On the side of the road, right?
(Laughing) Little something for my time?
Go fuck yourself.
Here.
Unbelievable.
We don't want any more trouble.
Well, you don't start none, there won't be none.
Now you all sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
I'll get that car of yours towed in the morning.
In the meantime, I suggest you wash this lady's mouth out.
Now y'all get the hell out of my car.
(Motor starting)
Nice, Motel Royal Vista.
This is really romantic, Don.
(Knocking)
They're probably sleeping.
Like we should be.
This is romantic, thank you!
These are the kind of moments that bring people closer.
(Door squeaking)
Hello!
Hello?
Hello!
Hello.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, this place is disgusting!
I am so sorry!
Wasn't expecting anybody in this late.
This is our slow season.
Yeah, I'll bet.
Um, we had an accident down the road.
Sheriff brought us here, said you could get us a room.
The sheriff brought you here?
Yeah, that creepy sheriff.
He kicked us out of his car.
(Chuckling)
Yeah, that old Cleveland can be a real son of a bitch sometimes.
You know, I sang in the choir, third grade, with him.
Couldn't carry a tune to save his life.
Yep, we heard.
(Laughing)
Uh, look, I don't want to be rude,
but we're pretty tired
and we gotta get an early start in the morning.
So, uh, do you have a vacancy?
Oh, sure, sure, sure!
I forgot you big-city types
don't always like this small town chit-chat.
Let me get you all fixed up.
Can we get the cleanest room, please?
Around here, we believe that cleanliness
is next to godliness.
Well, what do you need?
King room would be ideal.
King suite?
$129.99.
What?
Oh, come on, that's unbelievable!
It is!
We cater mostly to the corporate type.
A1 Trucking out of Appaloosas.
It's our biggest customer,
and they usually have us full up.
I'm sure.
Take American Express?
Oh, we gladly accept all major credit cards.
Great.
Well, if you excuse me for a minute,
our credit card machine is there in the back.
I'll give it a little swiping,
be right back here.
Don't you go anywhere.
(Laughing)
Uh, I'm really sorry,
but there seems to be some problem with your card.
What?
Problem?
Can I use your phone? Let me call them.
Not to worry!
It's kind of slow around here tonight.
You've already told me how you two have had a tough evening.
So your room tonight will be complimentary, on us.
Just a little old southern hospitality!
I can even turn on those dirty movie channels
if you want to blow off a little steam.
How thoughtful.
We'll be okay.
We just want to get some sleep.
We're gonna need the key.
Oh no, it's all friendly around here.
Nothing's locked up.
You just take, uh, room 4.
Just down the way there.
Feel free to buzz me up front
if you need anything at all.
Dial 0, I'll be at your beck and call.
Thank you, good night.
Sleep tight now!
(Police radio, inaudible)
Dispatch, I'm in the area and there's no car in sight.
Are you sure this is the right location?
RADIO: 10-4, 313, mile marker 21.
Looks like they must have got it up and running.
I'm heading back to my post.
10-4.
Oh, my God!
Ugh, I'm definitely catching a disease tonight.
Well, I tell you after 8 years in the marine corps,
it'd take a lot worse than this to scare me.
Aren't you the macho man?
Maybe I can sleep standing up like a giraffe.
Well, you already sleepwalk,
so it would be the next natural step.
Maybe I could break the world's record
with saying "Fuck you" enough times in one night.
No, I think you've already achieved that goal, Nancy.
You may want to set the bar a little higher.
TV's broken.
Oh my God, what is that?
Don, there's blood on the wall!
You sure?
There's blood on the wall!
Yeah, it's still wet.
Ugh!
Those A1 truckers must like it rough.
I am not staying here.
Huh.
We are leaving at 7:45 a.m.
No later!
That was the plan.
He didn't turn the porn on.
Well, let's get some sleep.
Oh, bed's comfortable.
You're taking way too much time, Jonas.
God, Cleveland!
Will you just let me log in?
Why you always move so slow?
I'm going as fast as I can.
Well, better hurry up because we got a lot to do.
We ain't got much time.
I'm hurrying, all right?
I almost got the list sent out to everybody.
The whole list, all right?
There, it's gone.
It's about time.
You idiot.
Yes, sir, we can get a private room for the congressman.
That's right.
From now on,
he's gonna be known as, uh, R15.
Yeah, that's right.
You'll hear from us about all the rest.
You are not to contact me for any reason what so ever.
Is that understood?
Wow, now that is a motel mirror.
I bet those A1 trucking types
have a hell of a time in this room.
Honestly, I swear to God that's all you think about.
Oh, my God.
Hmm?
Don, put that down.
That's disgusting.
It's right on the bar of soap.
It's gross, put that down!
How did it get there?
That's an article you could write.
Thrilling.
You can almost see yourself in this mirror.
Huh.
Well, been an interesting evening.
(Beeping)
Morning cannot come soon enough.
(Laughing)
You know what this reminds me of?
Summer vacation bible school.
What?
Remember?
The boys and girls had to sleep in separate cabins,
and for good reason.
And you snuck into mine.
We were so scared all we did was hold each other
and talk all night.
We didn't even kiss.
(Laughing)
That's because you were too scared.
Oh, you were scared too.
(Laughing)
But when you finally did, a week later...
your lips were trembling.
Where did we go wrong?
Do you think I wanted it to be like this?
Every girl wants the perfect marriage and the perfect family.
Nancy, I said I was sorry.
I made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
Counselor said we just need to relearn to communicate.
That's why we went on this trip, Nancy.
But all you've done so far is yell at me.
What am I supposed to do with all the anger?
I made a mistake.
A big one.
That is the truest thing that you have said all night.
You know, I'm the one popping Paxil.
I'm the one popping fertility drugs.
I'm the one doing everything that I can.
I can't just stop feelings.
I want to make it work.
Baby, I'm gonna make it up to you.
Just give me another chance.
I am just so angry.
I'm angry at everybody and everything,
and I am not an angry person.
I do not want to be an angry person.
And you're the one who made me an angry person.
(Banging)
I guess somebody checked in next door.
Yeah, checked in with a bang.
(Screaming)
God!
(Screaming)
What the hell?
Hey, mind your own business.
(Screaming)
(Knocking)
I want what they're drinking.
Hey, I got an idea for you.
You should write an article.
Great sex in nasty hotels.
(Laughing)
I could probably win the Pulitzer with that one.
(Screaming)
Holy shit.
That's enough.
Go talk to them.
You want me to go over there?
Yes!
We're not gonna put up with that all night.
Go talk to them.
All right.
(Knocking)
Sir, may I help you?
Yeah, look, I'm, uh, sorry to disturb you,
but, um, I'm in the next room
and my wife and I have just been to hell and back
and well, we've been through a rough night.
Just appreciate it if you could keep the noise down.
Yeah, sure.
Sorry to disturb you.
Thanks.
Hey!
I'll give you $1,000 if you drive us into town?
(Laughing)
No, no, no thank you.
(Laughing, woman whimpering)
What'd they say?
They said they'd tone it down.
Thank you.
Yep.
Maybe we can get a little shut-eye before morning.
Yeah.
I got you covered.
Yeah, no problem.
Same place as before, right?
Same place.
You back again, huh?
I wouldn't miss this for the world.
Have fun, boys.
I got you something better than those ponchos.
(Laughing)
Yeah, besides they sell for more as sex slaves.
Yeah.
Got you this one.
Ah, how about this?
Oh!
Fresh shipment of young hookers from the Ukraine,
or former Yugoslavia.
Who cares, huh?
(Laughing)
You can't beat this with a bat, man.
How much?
A thousand apiece.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
We said 250.
But these here are, um, multipurpose, man.
(Laughing)
Come on, look, look what you got here.
Okay, hey, hey, I'm a businessman, you know?
(Laughing)
What, uh--
(Laughing)
You tell Carter Fairbanks it's a pleasure.
And maybe, uh, maybe next year,
I'll find out the location
and I can be there the night of the big show.
(Laughing)
(Screaming)
The shit we get ourselves into, huh?
(Laughing)
My grandmother told me to, um, join the air force,
stay single, and be done with it.
But no, I wanted to be a journalist, look for love.
Well, your grandmother was a mean, lonely woman.
She was a 4-star general.
(Screaming, banging)
Oh, for crying out loud.
Forget it, I'm not--
No, no, no, no, no, go please!
(Sighing)
All right.
Thank you.
(Knocking)
Party time!
Party time.
(Screaming)
(Screaming, cloth ripping)
What's going on?
Shit!
You gotta stay calm, okay?
Don't ask any questions.
Just do what I tell you to do, okay?
Tell me what's going on!
Don, what is going on?
You gotta tell me what's going on!
They killed a girl.
What?
Right next door, they killed somebody!
(Laughing)
I saw them through the window.
That's crazy!
(Knocking)
Get in the closet! Get in the closet!
We got a good one.
Go!
(Rattling, banging)
Nancy!
I think they're gone.
Are you sure?
Yeah, come here.
You see that Buick?
Yeah.
That's our escape right there.
I can hotwire it.
Okay.
All right.
Let's get the fuck out of here, all right?
Ready?
Look, that car.
Maybe the keys are under the visor or something.
Looks good there, let's go.
(Laughing)
(Screaming)
This way!
Oh, my God!
(Screaming)
Come on!
Ahh!
(Door slamming)
(Screaming)
Holy fuck!
Oh, my God, what are we going to do?
Fuck!
(Phone ringing)
Well, hello there, big-city boy!
Looks like you found yourself
in the wrong place at the wrong time.
What do you want?
You want money?
I can get you money!
I can get you $1000 cash.
Take me to an ATM right now!
Now what makes you think I want your money?
Why are you doing this, huh?
What kind of sick shit is this?
What are you doing this for?
Hey now, who you calling sick?
You're the one who almost killed somebody.
So you want to play rough, city boy, huh?
Tell him that my dad's a U.S. Senator.
Tell him!
Hey, little lady there!
Even the President of the United States of America
ain't gonna get you out of this fix.
(Laughing)
What the fuck did we ever do to you?
You sound like a gambling man,
since you was going to the casino and all.
So how about we-- how about we make ourselves a little bet?
How about that?
What?
Did you see that white Buick out in the parking lot?
I know you saw it when we was coming in.
We call her old Betsy.
She got about a, oh, a half tank of gas in there.
That ought to get you to Lafayette,
where your wife can take a nice, hot shower.
They even sell beer after midnight.
(Laughing)
Key's under the visor.
What do you say?
What's the bet?
Well, the bet is if you make it to the car,
you can drive out of here.
And if you don't?
Well, you don't!
(Laughing)
How do we know the car runs?
'Cause I'm a man of my word, goddamn it!
I'm the law!
I took an oath!
30 minutes, all bets are off.
Jesus, you scared the shit out of me, Cleveland.
What?
What is it?
He said there's a car out here.
A car?
(Screaming)
Come on.
All right.
I saw him going around the corner.
Let's go.
Over there?
Oh, my God!
Can you see it?
It's right there, all right?
Okay.
Let's go.
No, wait! What?
It's too easy.
Well, what other choice do we have?
Okay.
Don, Don!
Oh, my God! Come on!
(Explosion)
(Screaming)
Ahh!
Go, go!
Argh!
(Screaming)
(Breathing heavily)
Check the window.
Oh, my God, they're gone.
(Crying)
I love you.
I love you too.
I love you.
(Phone ringing)
(Cleveland laughing)
I see, compadre, you got some cojones.
(Laughing)
Hell, this is gonna be more fun than I thought.
You told me if we made it to the car, we could go.
I'm gonna have to delegate that answer to my associate.
Sorry, brother.
I decided to change my mind.
Hey, you listen to me, you sick fuck!
You think this is a game?
We're gonna change the rules a little.
We're gonna let my wife go, and then I'm gonna give up.
I'm gonna make it easy on you.
Young man, I make the rules around here.
You live when I say you live,
and you die when I say you die--
(Dial tone)
(Laughing)
We are gonna die in here.
Listen to me, listen to me.
We are not gonna die.
We just need a plan.
So, look around, check in the drawers.
Look for something, anything, all right?
Let's look around see if we can find something, anything.
Anything we can use for a weapon.
Fucking nothing!
(Laughing)
I don't know what.
Start thinking.
What the hell is taking so long?
Doesn't normally take this long.
Wait a minute.
If he called us, maybe we can call out.
(Dial tone)
Dial tone.
It's ringing.
Hello!
Hello, listen, somebody is trying to kill us!
We're at the Motel Royal Vista!
Route 16, Garcia Parish.
Didn't your mama ever tell you
that it wasn't nice to be a tattle tale?
Hmm?
Well, it's not.
Now you're gonna have to get a little spanking.
Go on over there and look out that window.
Yeah, that's just in case
the state troopers come snooping around,
or maybe some detective wondering what happened to you.
Look, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
If you call this thing off,
first thing in the morning, we can call my banker.
I'll have a quarter of a million dollars wired into your account
Anywhere, anywhere you want!
No questions asked.
Hey, big-city boy, didn't your mama ever tell you
all the finer things in life are free?
Listen to me, you are gonna burn in hell!
You are gonna burn in fucking hell, you mother-fucker!
Yeah.
We're out of time.
We got to do something.
We got to do it now.
(Knocking)
Come in.
Got your cut, boss.
It's about time.
Well, you know, I just love the smell of--
Mmm, blood money.
Yes, sir.
Comes fast, spends fast.
Almost like the days of Ancient Rome
when gladiators used to fight to the death.
Why, yes, sir.
Yes, sir, just like them gladiators.
Entertained the crowds.
Any way you slice it,
(Laughing)
people will always pay money to see blood hit the floor.
Pays better than pussy.
Better than poon tang?
Shh, I don't know about all that.
Trust me.
You're right.
You take care of them VIP customers?
I did, I did.
Took care of them very well.
All right.
Well, I am proud to be an American.
And I hope that you are too.
I am.
Well, take this from me, it's a gift,
and listen to it every single day.
And behave yourself.
I'm gonna get the hell out of here now,
and let the games begin.
Thank you, sir.
(Clearing throat)
Okay, it's $10,000.
It's your half.
Supposed to be $12,000
No, it's 10.
You said you were gonna find me some redheads this time.
You know they like redheads.
It's 12.
Why don't you go to hell?
I want two things, Jonas.
$12,000 and respect.
Because I am the law.
Now, you better start figuring out how you're gonna count
another $2,000 off that stack,
or I'm gonna have to figure out
how I'm gonna wipe your brains off that wall
before we open in the morning.
Now, hold on, Cleveland.
Uh, I was just pulling your chain, man.
There.
That's more than your share.
It's all good.
You ever tell me to go to hell again,
I swear to God I will kill you on the spot.
Never happen again.
Goddamn, I'm--
I'm getting thirsty.
Couple beers?
That's a good idea.
Yeah, sounds good.
(Laughing)
(Crying)
You know that Carter used to be married to my cousin Reese?
Cock-sucker used to beat the shit out of that bitch.
Asked me if I was proud to be an American.
Wonder what he meant by that.
He meant he wants to make the party more interesting.
(Screaming)
(Crying)
(Screaming)
Don, come here!
Someone must have called the fire department.
Wait, wait!
We don't know who's who.
It's the fire department.
They're here to help us!
Come on, this is our only shot.
We gotta make sure they're legit.
(Phone ringing)
Jonas.
Yeah, everything's all set, just like you want, Carter.
Yeah, we're right here.
Don't you worry about a thing, boss.
We got it covered.
Well, looks like he's here to put the fire out.
I don't see anybody.
Okay, come on right, okay.
Look.
When I open the door, we run as fast as we can right to him.
DON: Okay, we don't stop.
Straight there, all right?
Yes.
We use his radio to call for help.
Go, go!
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, my God, thank you so much for coming here!
They're trying to kill us!
One second, one second!
Listen to me.
What's going on?
There are four men.
Yes, sir.
They've killed a girl.
They're playing some kind of sick game.
You need to contact the state police now.
Yes, sir.
I need a weapon!
All right, right around the back there's an axe.
You go grab it.
I'm gonna go call it in on the radio.
You go.
Honey, hurry up.
Where is it?
(Choking)
Don!
(Choking)
(Screaming)
Oh, my God!
Are you okay?
(Coughing)
I'm fine.
Let's take this truck.
Okay.
(Screaming)
Careful!
(Grunting, punching)
Don, hurry.
(Laughing)
Oh, my God!
Run!
(Screaming)
This way!
Fuckers!
Oh my-- oh, my God!
(Screaming)
Don!
(Banging)
There's a window!
Get out the window.
There's--
Listen to me.
If you make it to the car, try to get the gun.
Okay?
I'll be right behind you.
I will hold them off.
Go!
I can't go without you, Don!
Listen to me, we're gonna make it.
When you see someone,
you start firing and you don't stop.
Go.
(Sniffing)
You start firing, you don't stop.
(Chuckling)
Don't do it, don't do it!
(Banging)
All right, you mother-fucker!
(Screaming)
Goddamn it!
We got to go in there and kill that son of a bitch right now.
He's gonna be a problem.
Not yet.
What do you mean, not yet?
He killed my cousin Cody, you son of a bitch.
I said not yet.
Now, Carter, you put that pistol away.
Otherwise, one of us is gonna die today.
(Laughing)
But which one?
Now, why don't you give me a chance?
I bet you I could outdraw you.
(Laughing)
Don't get all tough on me now.
I like it when you do the gladiator thing.
(Laughing)
Why don't we just get the show back on the road?
All right?
(Laughing)
All right.
Fuck!
(Crying)
Find the gun, find the gun!
There was a fucking gun.
(Screaming)
Ahh!
Oh!
(Groaning)
(Laughing, murmuring)
Shit!
Argh!
You listen to me!
Take me to my wife, or I will fucking kill you!
(Grunting)
(Screaming, gurgling)
Easy now!
You are one tough son of a bitch.
But I know you.
You are not a real killer.
I just work here.
Where's my wife?
You kill me and you ain't never gonna find her!
Just listen.
Let's make a deal.
I will help you and your wife get out of here alive,
but I need you to do two things for me.
One, let me walk out of here.
And two?
You go kill that son of a bitch Cleveland first.
You shoot him right between the fucking eyes.
Agreed?
I'm listening.
Okay.
Right behind you, under that table,
you're gonna find a pistol.
It's fully loaded, taped in place.
I'm ain't going nowhere.
There.
It's all good.
We got a deal, right?
(Gunshot)
(Crying)
I decided to change my mind.
Stand up.
(Nancy whimpering)
Stop that whimpering.
We're gonna walk out to my car and if you run away,
I shoot you down like a dog.
(Crying)
(Don fighting on TV)
Argh!
(Glass breaking)
(Gunshots)
Go, go, go, go!
(Crying)
(Gunshots)
Whoo, we got ourselves a gun fight!
(Gunshots)
Hey, ya!
(Gunshots)
(Laughing)
(Gunshots)
Yee-ha!
(Barrel clicking)
(Laughing)
Run little doggie, run!
Come on, you son of a bitch!
(Laughing)
I hope you run better than you shoot!
(Tires screeching)
(Grunting, punching)
(Screaming)
Ugh!
Oh!
My favorite part.
(Laughing)
Heh, heh-- ugh!
CLEVELAND: Ah, you son of a bitch!
(Groaning)
Put that goddamn thing down, you son of a bitch.
Ugh!
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(Moaning)
Carter!
Carter.
(Coughing)
What's a matter, Cleveland?
Don't want to play anymore?
Help me.
You know, I feel kind of like an emperor.
Should I give you the thumbs up, or thumbs down?
(Laughing)
Goddamn, this ain't funny.
Help me out.
Come on.
Goddamn it!
(Labored breathing)
And all I asked of you is one goddamn thing,
just stay organized.
You just couldn't do it, could you?
These things cost.
You're right about one thing.
Somebody is gonna die tonight.
(Gunshot)
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To everything there is a season,
and a time to every purpose under the heavens.
A time to be born, and a time to die.
A time to plant,
and a time to pluck up that which is planted.
A time to kill,
and a time to heal.
A time to break down, and a time to build up.
A time to weep, and a time to laugh.
A time to mourn
as we say goodbye to our dear friend, Sydney.
We lament her loss yet we rejoice in gaining the knowledge
that she still continues to look down upon us.
Let's make Sydney proud.
Go in peace.
This funeral has ended.
(Church bells ringing)
I'm so sorry for your loss.
Thank you.
Sydney was a friend of mine.
Is there anything I can do?
No, thank you.
I can't think of anything.
I have a place for you to stay tonight
if you don't want to take the long drive home.
Thank you, sir.
We do have a code, you know.
Code of silence.
(Cocking gun)
Yeah, I heard a rumor from a little birdie
that you've been running your mouth
about our organization.
Well, I didn't figure you were gonna level with me.
Can't live by the code, then you're gonna die by it.
All right, you take it easy there.
(Engine starting)
(Explosion)
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